That’s right, there’s still a chance to get tickets to Oktoberfest everyone. Simply buy a drink at the whitehouse, and fill out an entry form. NEXT MONDAY we’ll draw eight lucky winners who’ll get to go to Oktoberfest FREE OF CHARGE.

That’s what I’m talking about. It’s like the death sentence on your social life maybe commuted. BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO WIN, AND THAT”S TO DRINK AND ENTER RESPONSIBLY!

Whitehouse out.

Hi Everyone that reads me.

The Whithouse has heaps going on all the time. Past 2 weeks we’ve had live music on friday night, and dry ice armgeddon parties.

But all of that pales in comparison to the massive drink specials that we have for the discerning drinking public. Set your responses to stunned and read on:

Monday – $9 boags and snacks after 6pm
Tuesday – Punchbowl and a Pizza $30 (WHAAAT!?!)
Wednesday – Friendsday Fourth Schooner is free when you buy a round of beers
Thirstday – Bonus Beer happy hour 6-8pm where all beers are $4
Friday – Thank FSM it’s Friday, Business Card draw $50 bar tabs up for grabs. WOO!

Having done that, now get on with your long weekend. BAM

Well a belated happy start to session to you too. I know the blog has been a bit quiet recently, but we have not been lazy, we’ve just been quietly conscientious, doing many things, in the following punny list form.

- “Served” up a new menu – All new pizzas, wraps and salads…they re delicious, check them out up there .

- Have “posted” up a new art exhibition, a preview of “PostSecret UNSW’ – If you want to participte come in and pick up an addressed envelope, then send in a secret.

- “There will be PAINT” – next week at the whitehouse when a teaser for upcoming artsweek is on. A fully fledged art battle will be taking place next to the beer garden for everyone to watch. More details on the artists very, very soon.

If any of this came as a surprise to you check out our excellent snakes and ladders game to see what’s going on. Now with free die (six sided cube). And coming soon, we’ll have a spoon of the week, where we highlight one of our many excellent spoons. HAPPY WEEK 3 EVERYONE!

First things first, to everyone assessmenting, Everything is going to be ok.

Now, on we go. Tomorrow, on Thursday, there’s going to be an excellent comedy night upstairs, come in for some great laughs from some excellent sydney comedians.

ALSO, coming up in the week of the 18th of may (i think it’s next week, week). The whitehouse is turning 1. Which we are pretty happy with. To celebrate we are passing on the presents to you, because without you guys the whitehouse is just an excellent empty building, full of toys and broken dreams. From free cupcakes in the morning, to high noon pinatas (potentially full of spiders) and plenty of schooners to go around, it’s going to be a party to remember.

So come down this week, on thursday in particular for comedy and stay through till next week for the party. It’s going to be the best.

Happy days loyal blog readers.

What up sneakers, have I got news for you…not really, but I’m sure we can cobble something together over the intervening paragraphs, before the giant reveal at the end, or is it in the middle…I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE, BETTER READ EVERYTHING.

We got a new artist in the stairwell gallery. The etchings of the very talented Cecelia Jackson. Check out her website for more of her works www.drawingwithoutaneraser.com.au

Following on from the extremely popular scotch tasting 3 weeks ago, we have a delicious wine and cheese night tonight in the whitehouse. $10 gets you more wine and cheese than you can poke a bloated belly from too much wine and cheese at.

The Iron President competition continues with 2 teams currently vying for the $500 Bar tab. Who will be the victor, Double Rainbow, or Two Kilomockingbird. Only time and challenges will tell.

Could it be time for the reveal…I think it is. The Whitehouse is almost 1 year old. Who would’ve thought that a year ago we’d be looking at glasses and worrying that construction wouldn’t be finished in time. NOT ME DEFINATELY. Well the week that ends on Friday May 18 is going to be so full of excellent activities, including, but not limited to pinatas, cupcakes and cheap beer (not in that order). So keep coming in, and the presents will fly your way.

WHITEHOUSE OUT