Except instead of doubling over in pain…an otter scoring a slam dunk why not?
Whether you’re fresh onto campus, a returning student, or a grumbling professor who’s sabbatical ended just a bit too soon, we’re sure you can agree there’re plenty more students on campus.
Hopefully you enjoyed Monday with a bacon and egg roll and a coffee, then set out to the wonders of a populated UNSW, and now, you’re here on a computer, wherever that is, reading words, good on you.
Because O-Week is choc-a-block with activities we’re going to ramp up entertainment here from next week including BUT NOT LIMITED TO the following:
Monday night movie – from 7pm we’ll have an outdoor cinema screening everything from Nicolas Cage movies to EVEN BETTER NICOLAS CAGE MOVIES*
Tuesdays (fortnightly) the comedy society, Studio four are goign to have smoker’s concerts upstairs for comedians to be funny at.
Wednesday night will have Mexican Standoffs – with mexican food for low low prices
Thursday, thanks to Heineken we’ll have acoustic artists in the beergarden from 5pm
Fridays (fortnightly) we’ll be jazzing up a storm in the whitehouse
It’s pretty much the AT-AT’s** knees all up in the whitehouse for this session. So get along, and get it on (hmmmmm maybe we should put that on a badge).
*movies may or may not contain tract amounts of Nicolas Cage
**AT-AT’s need their knees so much more than bees, and it also rhymes. BOOM