Whitehouse Blog
Hey there whiteouse dreamers. There’s two exciting pieces of news coming your way.
I can only tell you one today, but stay tuned, because in the next week we’ll have a big scary announcement for you.
In the meantime I’ll whet* your appetite with this mouth watering revelation. On the 29th of October, there’s going to be a bake off at the whitehouse, bring your best baked goods, and win real prizes.
There’ll be multiple categories and heaps of chances to win, so dust off your women’s weekly cake books, nipple cripple nanna for that secret family recipe, and put it to the test for the first Whitehouse Bake Off.
Also coming this weekend on Saturday there’ll be the culture club’s screening of A Streetcar Named Desire, followed by a 3 minute re-enactment of the film**.
tl;dr, Bake off on the 29th, Streetcar named desire this saturday 3pm
* trying to bring back awesome words with secret h’s. Whet means to excite or stimulate, and to sharpen a blade
** may not have the re-enactment.
